Thursday, August 22, 2013

Ageing Sucks!


I knew this would happen to me...

And this...

By 2024, one in five of us will be old (Photo: PA)

and this...

Muffin Top

Sorry.  Just too funny to pass up.  And yes, I actually see this quite a bit.  Those "Seen in Wal-Mart" books had to come from East Tennessee.

And I have even come to accept this:

My chin hairs aren't THAT bad, yet.

But I was not expecting this:

WTF.  When did my eyebrows start doing this?!


  1. OMG, the muffin top photo!! My eyes....!! They burn!!!!

    ...I concur, ageing sucks. I haven't had any of the above happen yet, but my knees aren't the same as they used to be.

  2. Ha! Too funny. :) I'm starting to sprout those little awful chin hairs too. The only consolation is that my eyesight is slowly getting worse. By the time I achieve full turkey neck & circus side-show beard, I'll won't be able to see the horror.

  3. I've got the turkey skin on my neck now, in certain lights it's utterly hideous looking, I'd like more eyebrow hair, I've got fine hair everywhere so that one I'm looking forward to.

  4. Just noticed a weird hair in the eyebrow this morning! No turkey neck yet - there is one advantage of a little extra weight - when I was super skinny a few years ago, it was a problem..

  5. My eyebrow hairs are migrating to my chin and morphing into bristles on the way down. The neck waddles, but the muffin top had no tattoos yet:-)

  6. I'm into the sunscreen big time right now. I don't know what to do about the wild hairs. Just don't twist or braid them. Please! I'm certain I've tweezed & waxed mine away over the years ;)

  7. I didn't know about this either, I bet that will happen to me too. Oh I dread the turkey neck.