Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Here Piggy Piggy

My son arrived Saturday and darling daughter should be here this evening…if the weather doesn't muck everything up.  Needless to say, I will stress most of the day but once she arrives I will be as happy as a pig in shit!

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

Time to Play a New Game

Some one please hurry out to Vegas and retrieve the money we lost.  I will pay a finder's fee.  

Let me set the scene:

Smoked filled casino.  I am at one slot machine…losing.  Hunter is at another slot machine two rows over…losing.  Attractive, scantily clad, built for speed "lady" slinks through.  Hunter makes eye contact.

                                                      "Lady" : Hey, you having fun?
                                                        Hunter:  Hello.
                                                      "Lady" : You want some company?
                                                        Hunter:  Let me ask my wife, she might be up to it.

"Lady" leaves.
Hunter goes back to losing.

Not sure why my husband is now attractive to prostitutes.  He says they think he's well hung and loaded.  I say he just looks the part of a typical "John".

So, for the next two days we played "Spot the Hooker".  I won with five.  He only got two (we saw his "friend" later with a friend).

Friday, November 15, 2013

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Happy Birthday Tyler!

Twenty years ago today I became a mom.  Thank you.

Happy Birthday!

Now wake up and get your day started.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

A Little This a Little That

Okay it is 37 F and dropping quickly.  I know, some of you just called me a pussy but well…I am.
It's cold!

So let's take a peak in Mr. H's closet.

He is such a trendsetter.  Look at that flannel plaid.  (BTW, I just discovered the line through button.  I will try not to overuse it.) There is also camo at the end.

He even has some that are bracelet sleeves.  Why are they so short?

Chicago Shopping

What he got:

Mephisto Edlef, Hazelnut Palace, Size 11.5

There they are with his three other pairs of shoes.  Me thinks he likes the hazelnut color.  Don't worry, he has work boots, flip flops, hiking boots, and two pair of Crocs (one he can wear socks with thus his winter pair, the other are his summer Crocs…he can't wear socks with them, bit too small).

What I got:

Stuart Weitzman Dude, Black Sport Suede, size 9

So pretty.  I almost got the natural but my personal stylist reminded me I wore dark pants in the fall/winter and the black was a much better choice.  Hunter's good.


Hermes Ruban de Cheval, 65

Hermes Ruban de Cheval

This is suppose to be my Christmas present.  I ain't waiting for Christmas.

My Room

I am finally done with transforming Tyler's bedroom into my lounge.  I can not say "craft room"
 because Emily would horse laugh me.  With the exception of one minor thing, I am smitten.



A wonderful view.

Those are hammers not guns :)  She had nothing for his hands.

Let's not forget the wonderful portrait of me.  

Tyler and my dad a few years ago.

Aren't they cute sitting on the pot?!

Nice job on the closet, honey.  When we first built the house, Tyler wanted to paint his entire room this electric blue color.  We settled for just the closet.

Yep, there's my chair with no legs.  Mother F*****r.

Monday, November 11, 2013

One of Those Days

Worst Job In The World

I have been waiting over eight weeks for a beautiful chair from…Pottery Barn.
It arrived today.  No legs.
Mother F****r.
Sorry, I will clean up my potty mouth tomorrow.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Autumn in Knoxville

Let's start our day…

 Up the stairs for the start of our walk.  Minnie's waiting.

The pool has been closed.

The furniture has been rearranged.  We will have a fire, make S'mores, and drink later.

Now Maggie's waiting for us.

There's peanut off in the distance.

 Minnie will stay close in case we see any wild life.  The deer are quite common and the coyotes are close by.

We can go for a run around the track a few times if you'd like.

 Sonny has come out to play with us this morning

Almost back home.

Typical redneck…we have an old broken vehicle on our property.

Hunter is chopping wood for the winter and our fire tonight.

Minnie's ready to rest.

 Shit!  I forgot I have to work.