Some one please hurry out to Vegas and retrieve the money we lost. I will pay a finder's fee.
Let me set the scene:
Smoked filled casino. I am at one slot machine…losing. Hunter is at another slot machine two rows over…losing. Attractive, scantily clad, built for speed "lady" slinks through. Hunter makes eye contact.
"Lady" : Hey, you having fun?
Hunter: Hello.
"Lady" : You want some company?
Hunter: Let me ask my wife, she might be up to it.
"Lady" leaves.
Hunter goes back to losing.
Not sure why my husband is now attractive to prostitutes. He says they think he's well hung and loaded. I say he just looks the part of a typical "John".
So, for the next two days we played "Spot the Hooker". I won with five. He only got two (we saw his "friend" later with a friend).
Since becoming empty nesters you two have had a complete moral decline, heehee! What's next - bank heists? Drug smuggling? This is getting very exciting!
ReplyDeleteI told Hunter this yet setting is killing me...too old. Need a few months at home resting.
DeleteToo hysterical WMM!!
DeleteMoral turpitude at its best! Exciting indeed to watch!
ReplyDeleteI think I hit a multitude of vices on this trip. By day two I was in Walgreens buying Tums.
DeleteI think the key thing here is that you won Spot The Hooker by a landslide! This is so funny, I'm happy you're back safe and sound, how was it? Did you have fun? I've never been to Vegas and I've always thought I wouldn't fit in, though MrBP would be popular from the sounds of it.
ReplyDeleteWe do enjoy Vegas. We actually go once a year for four nights...anymore than that is too much. If you ever do go please let us know. Could be fun!
DeleteHilarious! I never though of that side of things. Love his response! We had the kids so skipped through those foyer and did the galleries and saw the lions.
ReplyDeleteOh but you missed the best parts. There is just something about the seedier side.
DeleteYou're right. There is something about the seedier side...it just feels a bit wicked.
DeleteWe've been to Vegas a few times and think we (well, I. husby was oblivious. seriously) spotted one once. (of course that's because we weren't playing your new game!) I remember something very tight and slit to her navel but the most telling was her smiling come hither back against the wall position near a busy bank of elevators.
ReplyDeleteYes, that sounds like a hooker to me. I found a tell tale time is the Jessica Simpson platforms and the slow unescorted hip swing.
DeleteNever been either, but nice to know the "ladies" have their boundaries. MLane would be in shock, I think.
ReplyDeleteMuch more attractive than your common streetwalker. Was also amazed at how many men brought their daughters. Lot of twenty year olds with 60+ old sugar daddies.
DeleteHahaha! I love this! One day I would love to go to Vegas!
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