Monday, October 27, 2014

This weeks WTF search

This weeks WTF search found in my Search Key Words Stat...

"Perky vs. Saggy Breasts" and " girls in there 20s showing their boobs"

Hmmm.  Who puts that in their search engine?

Which one am I you wonder? 

Sorry short break while I laugh.

I'm not even close to twenty, have had two kids AND I officially wear a 34F bra.
Let's take a vote.

*****I have opted NOT to include a picture*****

 They, whoever they may be, say "perky" is you can not keep a pencil tucked underneath.  "Saggy"...well, I refuse to count the number of pencils.

I have noticed gravity does wreak havoc on the body.  Women are not alone.  My hubby used to find it amusing to make fun of my Ubangy girls.  Until, that is, I pointed out a certain area of his that are starting to hang low and he can possibly throw over his shoulder soon.  No wonder horseback riding was such a bitch for him.



I have got to stop looking at my stats.




*****Thank me again.  I have opted NOT to include a picture*****
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21 comments:

  1. About Last WeekendOctober 27, 2014 at 8:26 PM

    Oh gosh, I once did a post about how, after breastfeeding four kids, mine are poached eggs on hangers, But I never said saggy, so maybe I'm getting hits from a plethora of egg eaters. We need pics!!!!

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    1. Blue BoobyOctober 28, 2014 at 4:37 AM

      Ha. Not sure why I checked the stats...need to stop...but it is amazing. Just wish I could find what post it took them to, especially the South African. I'm sure it was from a trip post but still. I seriously considered putting pictures in.

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  2. ruthOctober 28, 2014 at 1:01 AM

    Snort. I really need to check my key word searches.... Very bizarre the searches people do!

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    1. ruthOctober 28, 2014 at 1:03 AM

      Hmm. 'My leg cast ' 'skirt with running shoe'. Dull. I'll have to spice up my posts!

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    2. Blue BoobyOctober 28, 2014 at 4:39 AM

      See "the skirt with running shoe" is very fashionable..."my leg cast" not so much. I get J Crew Mcalister wedge the most. Which I understand.

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  3. WendyMcLeodMacKnightOctober 28, 2014 at 3:16 AM

    My breasts are my flags - I hoist them up in the morning and unfurl them each night.....

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  4. cateOctober 28, 2014 at 5:07 AM

    Haha keep them coming, these are hilarious.

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  5. GSLOctober 28, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    I have on a couple of occasions been getting about 12 hits all at once from China and yesterday the Ukraine. I don't think their intentions are good.

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  6. Jen LawrenceOctober 29, 2014 at 1:26 PM

    You are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. Blue BoobyOctober 30, 2014 at 1:58 PM

      Your welcome...what's Serena up to these days?

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  7. JenniferOctober 29, 2014 at 10:31 PM

    Laughing my saggy ass off. I love you Doll!!

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  8. DaniBPOctober 30, 2014 at 4:09 AM

    Haha! Thanks for my morning laugh it's a great way to start the day.

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  9. Coulda shoulda wouldaOctober 30, 2014 at 4:45 AM

    i just saw my stats and looked for words like yours and i got wax. when the heck did i talk about wax? how does these stats things work? happy halloween - can't wait tosee you what you dressed up as!! x

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    1. Blue BoobyOctober 30, 2014 at 2:00 PM

      Hiding and wax...hmmm. We are not doing Halloween this year. Will be travelling back from Kentucky tomorrow. I'm thinking pizza, wine, and a bath. It's gotten cold.

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  10. wellfedfredOctober 31, 2014 at 1:42 AM

    oh, the stats. That way lies madness. Paranoia, in particular.

    I find that the inept spammer messages have their own perverse charm. Who thinks my silly posts are life-changing and require organization? Who would even think of saying that? Well, people who live in the *stans of the world, I guess.

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