First of all, I love my family. I really do but….
My darling son, the joy in my heart, came home with a planters wart the size of an egg on the bottom of his foot. I kid you not, it was huge. Off to the doctor he goes. Foot is numbed, wart is sliced off, skin is frozen, he needs to stay off his foot for a week. NOOOOOOO! Boy needs to work. No matter how much, or little, I give him for his monthly stipend he spends it all. Granted he never asks of more but he needs money and I need NOT to play nursemaid. Sigh.
My sweet daughter, the light in my eyes, came home with a mission to torture her dear Ma (somehow I have become Ma…which just irks me) We are one week into Butt, Gut, and Arms. Yes, we are doing squats, leg raises, and push ups. EVERYDAY! Bitch is tough. My ass hurts. I try to hide but she always finds me.
I am out of peppermint bark.
Merry Christmas BB!
ReplyDeleteSunny and mild i hope. Have a wonderful Christmas!
DeleteMerry Xmas! Ps I am so glad I haven't tried peppermint bark...I have enough vices.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas baby!
DeleteMerry Christmas! DD seems determined not to gain the freshman 15. You need some bark. ( Will email you some pictures, trip was SOOOOO awesome! Thanks for packing advice!)
ReplyDeleteI can not wait to see/hear all about your trip. I knew yu would not be disappointed. Merry Christmas!
DeleteWell that's not good, none of it! I'd be cranky indeed if someone made me exercise :D
ReplyDeleteI know! And I forgot to mention the clogged toilet and water running out of can light. I need something navy.
DeleteI'm a real weirdo I would have loved a wart pic, I wish I had been a dermatologist!
ReplyDeleteHunter knew exactly what it was. I thought it was just infected splinter or something. Of course Tyler is milking this as much as he can.
DeleteHaha! Have a lovely Christmas! hope your bum feels better soon!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas! Hope Santa is good to you.
DeleteWell things have taken a turn, especially the out of peppermint bark bit. Sounds like your daughter might chuck that in the trash just before she gets her Ma to do 100 push-ups or something... so if you get more hide it!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Darling!!
Life is actually pretty terrific. We actually have a bit of snow and a bit of sun. Have a Very Merry Christmas. May your holidays be filled with wonder and love.
DeleteBefore all of the festivities begin today, I wanted to wish you and your family a very merry Christmas! Today we will have a very large Christmas Eve celebration with my family,which will include fine dining,drinking, dancing and altogether too much merriment! Family is large and now many of the nieces and nephews are old enough to be + 1! Tomorrow is some time at home with the grandkids and then off to my husband's family. The kids will be home for all.
ReplyDeleteThank you for all of your hilarious posts and wonderful travel diaries! I enjoy them all. Again I wish you and your family a very happy and blessed Christmad.
My type of celebration. Hunter would love the dancing. Thank you so much for your thoughtfulness, graciousness, and friendship. Have a wonderful Christmas and spoil all those grandchildren!
DeleteYou're sure you're not writing about my relatives?
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
I am starting to think we are related. Have a wonderful Christmas.
DeleteBummer! But I'm certain it's a lovefest there. Merry Christmas!
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